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There's nothing lonelier than being a Jew on Christmas. Man, I really need to go back on my meds. Fucking seasonal depression.

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Being an embittered Jew, I've always despised Christmas. Among the many aspects of the season that make me want to yak the ceaseless, crass advertising; the rancid family films; the floods of stressed-out, manic people nothing disgusts me more than the frothy holiday music that comes belching out of speakers in malls, on the radio, and fucking everywhere. While my loathing of Christmas has always been there, my particular hatred for holiday warhorses began when I was 19 and was hired to work at a toy store around Christmas.

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Well, as we come to the end of December, we look at our last Christmas movie. Douchey McNitpick pops up from the bottom right of the screen. Douchey: But Christmas is over!

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The Coens wanted the movie to be similar to The Bad News Bearswhere Walter Matthau played a hard-drinking grump that coaches a gang of little league misfits. They also injected this story, about a drunk misanthropic con artist who poses as Santa to rob department stores on Christmas Eve, with some serious daddy issues. The Coens are known for incorporating deep-seated themes into their works, from the balance of feminism and masculinity in The Big Lebowski to consequentialism and recidivism Raising ArizonaFargo to questioning the importance of art in the world Inside Llewyn DavisHail, Caesar!

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After destroying friend Brandon Novak 's new car the first car that he ever ownedBam realizes that he has to get Missy a special present: Santa Claus. When discussing how to find Santa, Bam states that he lives in Lapland, Finland and that the common misconception is that he lives in the North Pole. Disagreeing, he makes a bet with Mark The Bagger that he will find Santa and bring him back to West Chester as a present for Missy; if he cannot find Santa, Mark gets to go on a date with Missy.

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By creating an account, you verify that you are at least 13 years of age, and have read and agree to the Comicbook. Tim Allen might have delighted audiences in Disney 's Santa Clause films, but things were a little less G-rated behind the scenes. In an interview on Norm Macdonald LiveAllen recalled a memorable moment on the set of the franchise, which culminated in him unintentionally swearing in front of a group of child actors.

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When I was a kid, Tim Allen was in a holiday movie, the title of which was a clever pun. Seriously, look at the poster for The Santa Clause. Nor is it the insensitively illogical casting of David Krumholtz as a Christmas elf. Death scenes are generally reserved for a villain.

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Santa Claus is actually a burglar that breaks into homes and steals presents around Christmas and tries sneak in when they sleep and sneak out when they wake up. Santa first appears drinking alcohol on the street at a. With the door being locked, he climbs over it and uses a screwdriver to pry open Craig and Day-Day's window to enter the room and start looting.

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